I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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