we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He did a backflip because drugs
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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