I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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