Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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