laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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