I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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