Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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