My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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