what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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