I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Drake has all the answers
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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