I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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