oh god the rape fog is back!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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