Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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