he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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