So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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