okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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