erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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