he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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