You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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