Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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