I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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