I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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