your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
barbara walters just said penis...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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