That's intense
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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