So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i out mim tonsoeep
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