The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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