Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just googled if crying burns calories
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
