This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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