Pregnant stripper...not hot.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is my gift to your gina
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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