i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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