we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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