She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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