Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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