Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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