Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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