Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's blow job season.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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