butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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