Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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