how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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