Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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