either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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