you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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