I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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