This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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