You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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