Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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