He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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