Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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