operation harelip BJ is a go
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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