So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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