dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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