do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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