So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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