You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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