Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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