where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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