How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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