ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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